Me:*during sex* ….i think i hear someone coming….
girl:….who?
me: MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *bust nut*
Im just about to vent to yall real quick so yea whatever, so I’m going to college in august a lil nervous but shid its whatever I’ll be ok. At this point every one is so temporary I realized that. Even some of the people I once couldn’t imagine my life without are not permanent thats what really scares me. So much shit changes as you grow up you see stuff for what it truely is and you realize that you don’t need that in your situation. I guess for me im just flowing watching people come and go not chasing after no one not begging for no one just coming into my man would with or without you cause shid when the sun sets its me who has lay down and start a new day. Im saying this because I realize alot of ppl only want certain things from you and once they get it there gone some will work on getting what they want from you for years and finally get it and bounce its harsh I know but everyone we encounter are only here to receive something from you regardless who they ate we are all levels in one another’s life’s so once we complete the taskwe move on to the next level… thats why shit is so temporary I’ve learn to not get attached to no one never let em see you weak never tell em whats on your heart so when the time comes for them to go you’ll be all gravy and let them go with no hesitation 🌊
me: *begs for attention*
me: *ignores everyone*
mom: can you do me a favor?
me: will you pay me?
mom: why do i have to pay you to do me a favor?
me: Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy’s First Law of Equivalent Exchange.
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE
“Don’t push me away and then ask me why I’ve left.”— (via icanrelateto)
how many followers do I need until I get random anons asking me how my day was?
spending time with family
me: [sitting on the couch, no one talks to me]
15 mins later
me: [still on couch, no one talks to me]
20 more mins later
me:
me:
me: ah
me: i guess i’ll
me: [takes out phone]
family: aH THERE THEY GO ON THIER PHONE WHY DONT YOU SPEND TINE WITH YOUR FANILY GOD KIDS THESE DAYS WITH THEIR HANDS GLUED TO THIER PHONES WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ON YOUR PHONE STOP IT SO WE CAN T A LK TO YOU
Employer: what are you good at
Me: overreacting
*goes through my mans phone after he dies*
*gets out the Ouija board*
me: who is Sarah
Me in 1st Grade: Wow, racism sure was a bad thing that happened a long time ago, I’m glad it’s over now and we’re all equal!
Me in 2014: *OVERWHELMING HORROR AND DISGUST*
iphone: [autocorrects i to I]
me: chill
Cashier: That’ll be $4.03
Me: I only have $4…
Cashier: That’s ok, I have the three cents
Me:………..
Cashier:……..
Me: what are we?
church: follow jesus
me: does he follow back?
church:
me:
church:
me: promo 4 promo?
